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This Morning Routine Might Save You 543 Hours Per Week

And it may even solve global warming

J.J. Pryor
4 min readApr 6, 2020

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A woman stretching in the morning in a field of sunflowers.
Photo by Rowan Chestnut on Unsplash

According to several renowned psychologists that exist only in my head, morning routines can make or break your productivity for the week.

If that morning routine involves rigorous angry love making the likes of even Charlie Sheen would shy away…

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J.J. Pryor

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