Two Secret Tax Loopholes the Rich Use to Save Billions

Allow me to introduce you to Johnny Boom

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Let me tell you a story.

Johnny Boom was born in 1960 to incredibly wealthy parents. So wealthy, in fact, that when they bought their first international publication, it ranked them as among the richest 1000 people in the country and named them ‘Couple of the Year’ in the same issue.

What a crazy coincidence!

Johnny Boom was raised right. He was sent to the best schools regardless of his grades and did everything that was expected of him.

He made friends with the children of richer parents. He married a younger, white, gun-toting, Christian woman of proper breeding stock. He invested his considerable wealth in the right areas — real estate, hedge funds, stocks, and politicians.

But in 2020, Johnny realizes he has a problem:

“How can he pass on his entire fortune to his children without paying a dime in taxes to the filthy society that helped him become a billionaire?”

But don’t worry, friends, Johnny found a solution!

He and all his wealthy better-than-us-es realized the perfect way to never have to pay a single penny in taxes — even after death!