REALISTIC HUMOR
There Is a Terrifying New Problem With Society Opening Back Up and Nobody Is Talking About It
Please avoid making this mistake, you won’t regret it
Many places around the world have finally lowered restrictions and let bars reopen to the public. But it’s not like it used to be, is it?
Many pubs require partitions between seats. Others have outdoor seating only. Even more require masks to be worn in between sips of the precious.
It’s this last fact that has led to an unbelievably problematic issue. One I incredulously see no one else talking about, yet.
It’s a new kind of STD, and it’s a terrifying sight to behold.
Post-Covid Weekends
Picture this. You just finished a stressful week of work getting yelled at on Zoom by bosses who can’t even spell their own name.
You deserve a break.
Thankfully your local mayor just lowered the restrictions on your favorite pastime — heading to the bar!
You call up your buddies, grab your mask, and Uber on out to dinner and drinks.
It feels great to be back to pseudo-normal. The conversation is fantastic. Your friends have…
