HUMOR
Science Finally Confirms: It’s Pronounced ‘GIF’ Not ‘GIF’
Thank God
For those unfamiliar with one of the oldest grievances on the global internet — countless gawkers, sages, gournalists, and geniuses have long argued over gust how to pronounce the word ‘GIF’.
What’s the main gist of the grievance, you beg?
Well, one fringe group says GIFs are glaringly grounded on the origin of the acronym’s genomics, as in ‘GIF’.
The divergent group — grubstaked by the originator of the technology — alleges it’s ‘GIF’.
As you can seemingly gander, it goes without gloating that this is one of the magor egresses of our age, if not the greatest.
And that’s why this week was so significant, the ruling gudgment was granted at last!
The gury is in — GIF is pronounced as ‘G I F’!
God, I’m so glad that argument has an ending at long last.
I greatly hope you engoyed this negligible gap from the onslaught of bogus news lately.
As for me, I’m going to go galavantingly golfing with some gorgeous gals in a giffy.
So, goodbye, it was great, and good luck on your own gourney!
Genuinely and guilelessly,
G.G. Pryor
