List: J.J.'s Attempts at the Funny | Curated by J.J. Pryor

Oct 16, 2022
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J.J.'s Attempts at the FunnyIt's hard to write funny. Here's my many attempts.
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The Haven
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J.J. Pryor
To the Vulvabutt Who Highlights Almost No Lines in My PiecesYou know who you are. I’m not going to ‘ask’ you but would you please start?
Jan 26, 2022
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Jan 26, 2022
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5 Great Examples of Legitimate Political Discourse From HistoryI woke up this week to realize I was an idiot. While that may not come as a surprise to my readers, friends, parents, and humanity, I was…
Feb 17, 2022
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Feb 17, 2022
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MuddyUm
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J.J. Pryor
Seasons Greetings! From Your Auntie VaxxerA Christmas Card for You
Dec 24, 2021
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Dec 24, 2021
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My Experience Living as an Unwilling Singapore Pirate for 7 Days“Please stop smiling sir, you’re scaring the children.”
Dec 9, 2021
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Dec 9, 2021
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MuddyUm
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J.J. Pryor
50 Shades of Bae50 lovingly cute nicknames to call your favorite bae
Dec 15, 2021
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Dec 15, 2021
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The Death of Online Writing
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Jonathan Greene
How Online Writing Became Amateur Advice ColumnsAnd Why It’s Never Going Back
Sep 5, 2021
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Sep 5, 2021
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My Foreign Friend Kept His Kid on a Leash for Over 15 YearsI’m still not sure if it was the right thing to do
Nov 4, 2021
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Nov 4, 2021
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MuddyUm
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J.J. Pryor
Grammarly Just Said I’m Better Than 97% of YouAnd it couldn’t be more wrong
Sep 7, 2021
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Sep 7, 2021
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I Lived  With a Serial Killer for 10 Years and Didn’t Know itRecounting the scariest part of my childhood
Jun 24, 2021
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Jun 24, 2021
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Open Letters To
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J.J. Pryor
An Open Letter of Thanks to the Gremlin Who Keeps Following MeHave you thanked your gremlin today?
Jun 1, 2021
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Jun 1, 2021
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Open Letters To
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J.J. Pryor
A Reply to the Lady Who Clearly Can’t SpellFrom your friendly neighborhood Autocorrect
Apr 2, 2021
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Apr 2, 2021
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Open Letters To
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J.J. Pryor
An Open Letter to My Despicable RoommateOne year has passed and I’m afraid you have to leave
Mar 17, 2021
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Mar 17, 2021
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Politically Speaking
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J.J. Pryor
I’m the ‘My Pillow Guy’ and I’m Here to Set the Record StraightThis may be a hard pillow to swallow for some of you
Jan 20, 2021
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Jan 20, 2021
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Stop. Put down the news. Pee first. Then read this for 2 mins and giggle.Take a break from the insane insurrection and laugh at these dastardly dirty dad jokes
Jan 9, 2021
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Jan 9, 2021
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MuddyUm
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J.J. Pryor
I Interviewed Elon Musk’s AI to See if it Could be Hired at StarbucksIt didn’t go well…
Nov 21, 2020
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Nov 21, 2020
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Extra Newsfeed
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J.J. Pryor
The Most Important Limericks of the Last 4 YearsA poetic collection of sincere goodbyes to the giant pieces of trash in the administration
Nov 8, 2020
Nov 8, 2020
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Extra Newsfeed
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J.J. Pryor
The Everyman’s Guide on How to Deny Things (According to Trump)In easy to understand terms for everyone to use!
Sep 28, 2020
Sep 28, 2020
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Extra Newsfeed
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J.J. Pryor
Why Kanye West Will Be Your Next PresidentAre Kanye’s chances of becoming the next president next to nothing?
Sep 19, 2020
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Sep 19, 2020
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The Haven
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J.J. Pryor
Breaking News! MacRonald’s Announces Their New SloganRead now to get an extra feed bag on the house!
Aug 18, 2020
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Aug 18, 2020
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ILLUMINATION
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J.J. Pryor
Welcome to StarMucks Cafe*The Make-It-Yourself Coffee Shop
Aug 13, 2020
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Aug 13, 2020
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