How to Spontaneously Combust in Front of 70,000 People

A helpful guide from an awkward idiot

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I’ve been told I’m a terrific salesperson. The thing is, I really shouldn’t be. I’ve certainly never felt like one. If the god of sales is Alec Baldwin’s Glengarry Glen Ross, I ought to be his brother Stephen in a poor telenovela imitation.