Five Things That Have Tried to Kill Me in the Last Two Weeks

Please witness my tale

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Dear friends,

It has been two weeks since I last wrote. I beg your forgiveness, but I feel my absence has been warranted. For if you believe in the laws of magnetism, then know I have inadvertently fallen into a new form of the magic — the universe is now attracted to killing me.