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How to Quit Shampoo: A Chewbacca Guide

A definitive guide from one of our favorite heroes on how and why to stop using shampoo and conditioner

Chebacca waving hello and showing off his lustrous hair.
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Traveler | Ex-pat | Failing polymath | Career generalist | Frumpy snarky dude who’s interested in far too many topics | PB&T creator | Top 1000 Writer

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