J.J. Pryor

Jan 13, 2020

5 min read

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How to Quit Shampoo: A Chewbacca Guide

A definitive guide from one of our favorite heroes on how and why to stop using shampoo and conditioner

Chebacca waving hello and showing off his lustrous hair.
Photo by Craig Adderley from Pexels

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